S A T I R E
November 11, 2026
[Here’s the list in no particular order:]
__ She’s a gorgeous Chinese woman who wants to go on a date with you. [Well, okay. This is Clue Number One.]
__ A babe, a smoking hot babe from the Orient, wants to see you romantically: You don’t have that kind of game. Get it through your head.
__A woman of Chinese descent, who is conventionally beautiful, is expressing some modicum of interest in you: It’s spy or nothing, bud.
__ She is female, Chinese, and not ugly, yet wants to go out with a giant dweeb like yourself: Concerning.
__ A real-life human being of the opposite sex, who hails from the Far East, and is a total smoke show, claims to be physically attracted to you: Be honest with yourself.
__ She is not blind, has seen you, and looks like a supermodel from the continent of Asia: [The MSS has your number.]
She is a Chinese “10,” and you are [not equal to the occasion.] Espionage is literally the only explanation.
